MegaTokyo Forums : Neko Neko Wai! Topic Closed Topic Closed my profile | register | search | faq | forum home » Hello, Cracklin' Oat Bran [ log out ] MegaTokyo Forums » Ground Zero » MegaTokyo Central » Neko Neko Wai! (Page 5) This topic is comprised of pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 Author Topic: Neko Neko Wai! MistahKurtz MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 638 Rate Member posted January 14, 2001 03:29 AM also...would a person of Japanese origin who is not into anime be offended by ^_^ or O_o kinda stuff? | IP: Logged milkchan MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 448 Member Rated: posted January 14, 2001 03:36 AM what does this have to do with the power of the neko? ------------------ milk in a can miao miao - milkchan out | IP: Logged kai MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 523 Rate Member posted January 14, 2001 03:39 AM The "Neko Neko Wai!" site will 0wn j00! That is all. - Kai | IP: Logged Rail Cayder MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 518 Member Rated: posted January 14, 2001 03:39 AM What she said. What the heck is that supposed to mean? It makes no sense. NEKO NEKO WAI!!! ------------------ -Rail Cayder / Randy Pickering http://www.geocities.com/superfighterg/ | IP: Logged fukui-san MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 893 Rate Member posted January 14, 2001 04:41 AM k im just onto this neko neko wai trolly and i just have to say you guys are just short of genius i want to run around chasing cats yelling NEKO NEKO WAI!!! and seeing if they understand me or not | IP: Logged Robin MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 786 Rate Member posted January 14, 2001 08:13 AM quote: Just short of genius. I like to think of myself as past genius and sliding down the other side... ------------------ www.mfdc.co.uk - DC madness =) | IP: Logged sammybelle MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 773 Rate Member posted January 14, 2001 04:14 PM I just went through the whole list of replys and I have to say that sanity has definately hit the back road. What the hay. I just tried it on my cat and he looked at me like he thought I was crazy. I blame all of you. NEKO NEKO WAI If you can't beat them...:eek | IP: Logged milkchan MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 448 Member Rated: posted January 14, 2001 04:16 PM miao miao *scritchiscritchiscratcha* neko neko neko neko *Ding dong* Hello Neko neko? May I borrow a cup of wai? ------------------ milk in a can miao miao - milkchan out | IP: Logged CrowQueen MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 278 Member Rated: posted January 14, 2001 04:19 PM /me needs Neko Neko Wai: the flame thrower | IP: Logged fukui-san MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 893 Rate Member posted January 14, 2001 06:00 PM reading this line has givin me the sudden urge to find the nearest neighbors cat and chase it down the street screamin NEKO NEKO WAI! or just buy a cat so can name it Neko ------------------ i dont care where i am as long as there is ddr near | IP: Logged Spaceman42 MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 384 Rate Member posted January 14, 2001 06:06 PM Perhaps "Fuzzy Happy Nekos" instead of "Shiny Happy Nekos" would work better... | IP: Logged StarcraftOldSchool MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 807 Rate Member posted January 14, 2001 06:09 PM I can't believe this, over 170 posts! that has to be a record or something. | IP: Logged fukui-san MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 893 Rate Member posted January 14, 2001 06:53 PM obviously StarcraftOldSchool-if thats your real name- you didnt read earlier posts of world domination do you think that only a few posts would come from world domination? i think not | IP: Logged Spaceman42 MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 384 Rate Member posted January 15, 2001 09:08 AM Yeah - just ask !Zen!... | IP: Logged !Zen! MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 158 Member Rated: posted January 15, 2001 11:29 AM HEY! Don't you drag me into this. My goals of world domination are based upon a warped sense of self-esteem and problems with my childhood that only massive public oppression can solve . ------------------ Tell that to me again whence thou is staring at the barrel of my Shotgun. Studio Arcturus - Sci-Fi/Horror/Fantasy Writing and Art Website coming soon!!! www.bean-o.com - We've really got nothing better to do. | IP: Logged Robin MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 786 Rate Member posted January 15, 2001 11:35 AM Hehe. I was playing Mars Matrix earlier - could feel my head expanding as I went into 'hyper solid' mode and became the ship ------------------ www.mfdc.co.uk - DC madness =) | IP: Logged Rail Cayder MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 518 Member Rated: posted January 15, 2001 09:31 PM In the future, all spaceships shall be neko-powered. the Wai of one neko neko can power a city for a year. This power shall be the cause of many battles, later known as the NEKO WARS! NEKO NEKO WAI!!! ------------------ -Rail Cayder / Randy Pickering http://www.geocities.com/superfighterg/ | IP: Logged ChocoGaz MegaTokyo Tourist Member # 877 Rate Member posted January 15, 2001 10:14 PM neko neko wai..... neko neko wai..... *blinks* Dear god I have been hooked... NEKO NEKO WAI! | IP: Logged MistahKurtz MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 638 Rate Member posted January 15, 2001 10:22 PM um...Zen... if your planning world domination your gonna have to go through me to get Australia. Because it will be mine one day. "like a wolf in sheep's clothing..." | IP: Logged !Zen! MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 158 Member Rated: posted January 15, 2001 10:37 PM Like in Risk: Conquer Australia and Build up from there! Get those 2 extra men a turn... | IP: Logged Syngyne MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 274 Rate Member posted January 15, 2001 10:47 PM quote: Originally posted by Rail Cayder: In the future, all spaceships shall be neko-powered. Hmmm... direct matter conversion of a cat... this has some possibilities. (starts work on neko-conversion drive) | IP: Logged Robin MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 786 Rate Member posted January 16, 2001 04:37 AM But wouldn't you need antinekos to get it to work? What is an antineko? ------------------ www.mfdc.co.uk - DC madness =) | IP: Logged Syngyne MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 274 Rate Member posted January 16, 2001 04:51 AM An inu. More specifically, a pellet of high-density inu. Progress report: the working prototype we have is down for service. We were able to maintain the reaction for about 4 seconds and achieve a near 85% efficiency for the conversion. Unfortunately, the remaining 15% was unvaporized cat fur which clogged one of the injection arrays, causing the reaction to lose energy and fail. We're currently looking into installing a filter of some sort. | IP: Logged Rail Cayder MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 518 Member Rated: posted January 16, 2001 04:53 AM antinekos? I think that would be Fugu. Actually, Fugu would be unnessecary, since the Neko Neko itself has enough power inside it already. the hard part is utilizing this power, as it is hard to harness. (you may have felt this power before...in the form of a Catfart.) NEKO NEKO WAI!!! a new wai of life. (edit: corrected some spelling. Also, the reason you arent getting a complete reaction out of the Neko Neko, is because the Neko must be kept alive, happy, and thoroughly brushed. being full of beans is optional) ------------------ -Rail Cayder / Randy Pickering http://www.geocities.com/superfighterg/ [This message has been edited by Rail Cayder (edited January 16, 2001).] | IP: Logged Syngyne MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 274 Rate Member posted January 16, 2001 05:05 AM quote: Originally posted by Rail Cayder: Actually, Fugu would be unneccisary, since the Neko Neko itself has enough power inside it already. the hard part is utilizing this power, as it is hart to harness. (you may have felt this power before...in the form of a Catfart.) I've seen this level cities before... nothing left but a stinky crater. Scary stuff... | IP: Logged Hazer MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 24 Rate Member posted January 16, 2001 05:05 AM My cat... OniNeko. 'nuff said. She's evil... of course her predacessor was the true OniNeko... *sniff* still miss her... after 12 years you kinda get attached to them. | IP: Logged MistahKurtz MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 638 Rate Member posted January 16, 2001 05:13 AM Only 12 years!! Damn weak animal! That thing lasted less than a dog! Damn! My neko lasted 20 years till it fell in the pool and drowned...hehe we didn't find it for a few days though. I mean when your neko goes missing you don't immediately go to the bottom of the pool now do you!? My God, 12 years! Sorry excuse for a neko. You buy that in China? (hahaha sorry) | IP: Logged Rail Cayder MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 518 Member Rated: posted January 16, 2001 05:19 AM quote: Originally posted by Hazer: 12 years you kinda get attached to them. I once knew the legendary Neko Neko. A tough neko, he travelled the land dispensing Neko justice wherever he went. He defeated dog and mouse alike. He held more Neko Neko power than any other Neko alive, and used it for the betterment of the world. He was revered by few, feared by many. If you'd had seen 1 cat take down 3 dogs in a daring display of aerial battle, you two would know that this cat was something special. together, me and this Neko saved the world countless times. He taught me the ways of battle (Hint: go for the eyes!) and all about being DAMN SEX+AY! He was last seen walking out into the snow of a cold winter afternoon, well into his 19th year on this earth, let out by my idiot brother. His Name: Cool Whip. And now you know the rest of the story. ------------------ -Rail Cayder / Randy Pickering http://www.geocities.com/superfighterg/ | IP: Logged Hazer MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 24 Rate Member posted January 16, 2001 05:24 AM quote: Originally posted by MistahKurtz: Only 12 years!! Damn weak animal! That thing lasted less than a dog! Damn! My neko lasted 20 years till it fell in the pool and drowned...hehe we didn't find it for a few days though. I mean when your neko goes missing you don't immediately go to the bottom of the pool now do you!? My God, 12 years! Sorry excuse for a neko. You buy that in China? (hahaha sorry) Genetic liver failure. Kinda cuts things short.... And the original model OniNeko kicked the ass off of German Sheppards in one neighborhood I lived in (indoor/outdoor cat)... Who needs dogs when you have a trained attack cat? | IP: Logged Syngyne MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 274 Rate Member posted January 16, 2001 09:21 AM Well, here is our prototype unit: A neko is stored in the central reaction chamber (obscured by the induction loop). Antinekos are fed through the injection array from above (central conduit). The resulting energy from the reaction is channeled into the induction loop where electricity is generated. The conduit to the right is the main power line. We've gotten it to run at a stable 77% efficiency. The cat fur is still causing problems, though not as bad since we installed a HEPA filter near the antineko injection array. As to keeping the neko alive and happy, unfortunately our method of energy production does not lend itself to much happiness, unless you're a fan of gamma radiation. We have started research on another reactor type in an effort to harness WAI energy, but unfortunately we are having problems accelerating catnip to relativistic speeds. This is what happens when you bring a sketch pad to work and no one's calling in for tech support. :P | IP: Logged Spaceman42 MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 384 Rate Member posted January 16, 2001 09:36 AM Hrm... if you could get an EM-acceleration on that catnip, by adding on metal that would melt off from the heat of acceleration, it *could* be possible. However, you'd need to have a very good metal filtration system so that the metal doesn't clog the accelerator... | IP: Logged Spaceman42 MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 384 Rate Member posted January 16, 2001 09:37 AM EM meaning ElectroMagnetic, of course. | IP: Logged Syngyne MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 274 Rate Member posted January 16, 2001 10:35 AM Hmm... I think the main problem is that the R&D team is insisting that something needs to be going at relativistic speeds for it to work correctly. Injecting the catnip into the reaction chamber by a less violent means, say, by handing it to the neko doesn't seem like an option to them. Those guys are very reluctant to consider a power generator viable that doesn't involve either high-energy plasma or a linear accelerator of some sort. They claim that it's because these are tried and true methods of power generation. However, I'm beginning to suspect it's simply because they like blowing shit up. | IP: Logged Masato-Kun MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 646 Rate Member posted January 16, 2001 10:42 AM Don't try to use hairless cats. They just stand there and shake. ------------------ When you are as wicked cool as Masato-kun you don't need eyes -zero01 Enid:"Actually, it's really kinda furry." Escalla:"It's fungoid enriched!" Neko Neko Wai! | IP: Logged Gogelaland MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 796 Rate Member posted January 16, 2001 12:47 PM Kai-- your site cover looks cool. That is all. ------------------ Gogelaland Renaissance Contact - Adventure - Prophecy
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| IP: Logged dreamshade MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 626 Member Rated: posted January 16, 2001 01:54 PM Dateline: January 17, 2000 BUILDING A BETTER NEKO In a laboratory deep underground an undisclosed location, far from the presence of dogs, honking cars, and PETA spokespersons, the Neko Neko Wai Wai Wai group (N2W3) is researching the use of cybernetics and nanites in felines. Professor Kai, could you tell us why the world needs the Neko v2.4? | IP: Logged !Zen! MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 158 Member Rated: posted January 16, 2001 02:51 PM Sorry, Kai's busy. I'm his assistant, Zen. You see, we here at the NNW Laborotories have developed a new generation of cybernetically enhanced 'Ubernekos'. These Nekos have been altered with Wai(tm) technology which allows for superior sight, sound, fur, and wainess. Now if you'll look to my left, you'll see the Superdeformed 'Chibi' chip. Quite simply, when implanted in the Neko's cerabellum, it allows them to snap in and out of SD mode in accordance with their mood. ...Ah, I see Kai has returned. ------------------ Tell that to me again whence thou is staring at the barrel of my Shotgun. Studio Arcturus - Sci-Fi/Horror/Fantasy Writing and Art Website coming soon!!! www.bean-o.com - We've really got nothing better to do. | IP: Logged Rail Cayder MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 518 Member Rated: posted January 16, 2001 03:21 PM the problem of course, is that 6 out of every 10 ubernekos develop an irresistable craving for human flesh. Also, Increasing the Wai of a neko could potentially be harmful to the enviorment around it, as the energy tends to bleed off into things that weren't designed to handle them (like Houseplants). Also, the Catfart is extremely potent. I'm still working out the bugs, but a sustained Wai reaction is only days away. ------------------ -Rail Cayder / Randy Pickering http://www.geocities.com/superfighterg/ | IP: Logged sammybelle MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 773 Rate Member posted January 16, 2001 06:05 PM "Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer.' -Muhammad Ali If you can't beat them...confuse them | IP: Logged CrowQueen MegaTokyo Citizen Member # 278 Member Rated: posted January 16, 2001 07:08 PM /me needs a Nekonekowai PND there good for getting rooms clean (not to mention killing all your old moldy gym socks, plus bob... the creature living in the fridge) | IP: Logged All times are CT (US) This topic is comprised of pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 Topic Closed Hop To: Select a Forum:Category: Ground Zero--------------------MegaTokyo CentralStory DiscussionsCategory: Piro's Corner--------------------Dating Sims and Visual NovelsArt and DrawingCategory: Largo's Corner--------------------Gamer's CentralDr. Largo's Mecha Workshop Contact Us | MegaTokyo Powered by Infopop Corporation Ultimate Bulletin Board 6.0 megatokyo the comic - copyright © 2000 fred gallagher & rodney caston. all rights reserved. piro is: fred gallagher [artwork, story, site design] largo is: rodney caston [story, site admin, php hack] Sinfestthe THIN H LINEThe Bad Boys of Computer ScienceExploitation NowWendyPvPOkashina Okashi - Strange Candy!Diesel SweetiesRPG WorldElf Life