Alice's Gallery of Things She Has Pictures Of Lying Around

This is me and my new friend Norman.
He likes Duran Duran and broccoli.
This is my favouritest vegetable in the whole world, buddy-buddy!
They're way way gooder than the goodest food you can think of.
  This is my cousin Brian.  He is a good reader and likes the news.
I've never met him.  He inherited my mom's playpen when she outgrew it.  Or so my grandmom claims.
   This is one of my Garbage Pail Kids.  I had a lot of those as a kid.
I thought they were pretty great.  In fact, I think I still do.  Yeah.  They WERE neat, weren't they?
This is a picture of the inside of my oven.

You can't tell how hot it was at the time,but I'd say, "Hot enough to bake."
 This is a girl making cheese sauce. 
  This is a deep book I wrote about man's inhumanity to man.
  This is me eating a cookie with a frowny face on it.
From what I remember, despite the frowny face, it was a pretty good cookie.

This is not a pipe.

This is my friend Bob.  He lives on a unicycle.  He didn't always live on a unicycle, but once this evil sylvan nymph discovered him in math class and cast a spell upon him so he got stuck to his unicycle so he rides it instead of walks.

This is my grade-one photo.  I had a brief flirtation with the Care Bears at this point in my life.
Much to my parents' relief, this replaced my fascination with Michael Jackson.
Perhaps I was a troubled youth.  Perhaps not.
This is my uncle Bill and some guy from Hungary.
Uncle Bill has a metal detector and six kids.
I don't know the guy from Hungary.
 
This is Those Darn Accordions.

This is a funny picture.
This is a funny pictureof Mister T in a sombrero.  A hovering sombrero.  Drink yo' milk, fools!