This is
me and my darling twin brother, Jason Tremblay. Jason has a double set
of lower eyelashes. He is not
wearing
eye makeup. I do not have a double set of lower eyelashes, but I
have twice the normal amount of
hair
follicles of the average person. Moreover, Jason and I aren't even
related, but if I were able to pick a brother,
Jason
would make a good brother. He likes lollypops.
This is
Saurav and Erin. They are about to rob a bank. Not really.
But they look like they are going to rob a bank.
Saurav
is from India. He is mostly from Murrysville, PA, though. Because
he moved to America when he was a baby.
Erin
is from Grove City. It's not a city. It's not even a Grove.
Saurav and Erin make good cheese. They also make good brownies.
They
are a cute couple.
Stef
is a part-time flamenco-dancer. Stef shares my passion for vintage
clothing, bad puns, and Neil Diamond.
She used
to be my roommate. She is messy. Do not tell her that she is
messy. She knows and does not
appreciate
it when you tell her she is messy. Besides, she's not THAT messy.
Okay, yes she is.
This is
Chuck and Jeff. They are in a band. That band is called the
Bullet Parade. Sometimes it is not called the Bullet Parade.
Chuck
plays trombone and about nine million other instruments. He is very
nice. He also likes chicken wings.
Jeff
is nice too. He likes beer. I call him Jeffy Van Effy.
I'm not
sure if he appreciates that, but he gets me in for free because I lend
him accordions and stuff.
This
is Asad. Asad is a juggler and magician. He also reads.
A lot.
Asad
usually spends most of his time talking about politics and books he has
read.
Asad
also writes letters to the CDT for a hobby. He's a better writer
than most people I know.
This
is Shuja. He is Asad's brother. They are the same age.
Shuja wants to be a musician, but chances are good that he
isn't
going to be playing the accordion anytime soon. He is a juggler and
magician already. Shuja is a good writer too.
This is
Elizabeth Mazzolini, Megan Brown and me. I'm not sure what we are
doing, but for some weird reason it looks like
I have
Angelina Jolie lips. I do not like Angelina Jolie. But I do
like Elizabeth and Megan. Megan collects Grovers and
she has
a turtle named Grumpus. Well actually it is Jeff's turtle.
Not the Bullet Parade Jeff. Another Jeff.
Elizabeth
has a poster of mediaeval torture instruments.