Pirates blocked by dolphins!

The Somali pirates have been in the news due to the recent attacks on American ships and hostage situation.  These pirates are not the ones who don't do anything, and this time, their attack was aimed towards Chinese merchant ships.  However, according to China, the attack was blocked on the account of dolphins.  Here is the excerpt from the article:

The Chinese merchant ships escorted by a China's fleet sailed on the Gulf of Aden when they met some suspected pirate ships. Thousands of dolphins suddenly leaped out of water between pirates and merchants when the pirate ships headed for the China's.

The suspected pirates ships stopped and then turned away. The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins. The spectacular scene continued for a while.

As shown by this article and countless times in recorded history, dolphins have been the rightful guardians of justice of the open seas.  The classic example of the heroics of these noble animals occurred in the epic sea battle when a Penguin commanded submarine was trying to take down the Batboat.  The submarine launched a rocket that ran silent and deep and was destined to take down the Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder.  However, the sacrifice of a dolphin had saved the lives of the two crime fighters.  We will always remember that every life has a greater porpoise.