It had been awhile since I blogged, but this one is new to me...
Jude (loudly at a family restaurant): I'm adopted.
Me: Jude, you are not adopted and I have the scar on my tummy to prove it!
Jude (giggling and shouting): I am adopted.
Me: I don't think you know what that means, silly.
My Mom (a.k.a. Judoo): I don't think you are. You are just as silly as your mom. There is no question where you came from.
Jude: Yes I am. I have a stepmother.
Me: You mean you want Daddy to have another wife?
Jude (upset): No!
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