So I was reading the blog post of a friend with a toddler today which reminded me of my own kids' terrible twos. (Some days I think that one of the two seems content to make them the terrible threes as well.)
When Karenna was three, she was a biter. She didn't bite us, but she bit someone every day at daycare. Every time I felt like a failed parent, and every day they reassured us that this was normal. If there was a bright spot, it would have to be the header of the written report for biting:
"Oops! I bit one of my friends today..."
If all written reprimands were as amusing as this one, I could take a little constructive criticism:
- "Oops! My work performance does not meet expectations this year..."
- "Oops! I exceeded the speed limit, did not realize the annoying tailgater behind me was actually a police car pulling me over, and almost ended up in a high speed chase today..."
- "Oops! I've exceeded my debt-to-income ratio..."
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