LIFE'S LESSONS

The new parents.....

will have so much to teach their child.....

 

  how to cut a Christmas tree        how to cook a (whatever's on her blouse)           and, of course, how to eat

            

 

how to cut grass...weed....lawn, that's it lawn                          how to identify wild things - the Panda dufus!

                             

 

 how to raise a puppy - good practice                                                   how to go camping - and like it!

                                        

 

           how to shoot the rapids                                                   how to watch the idiots shoot the rapids!    

                                    

 

        how to abuse your body at the beach            how NOT to relax at the beach        this is how you do it, Steve!

       

 

        how to ride a mile high                      how to ski .... to the slopes ladies!            how to be stern when necessary

        

 

                      How to build a fence                                                    How to be a friend - for ever!

                          

 

Relatives Can Help .... with love, of course

 

    how to smile -- even when you're not in the mood                              How to ride a motorcyle      

                                                

 

 

and most importantly, how to discipline!

 

 

THE END...... OR PERHAPS ONLY THE BEGINNING