The new parents.....
will have so much to teach their child.....
how to cut a Christmas tree how to cook a (whatever's on her blouse) and, of course, how to eat
how to cut grass...weed....lawn, that's it lawn how to identify wild things - the Panda dufus!
how to raise a puppy - good practice how to go camping - and like it!
how to shoot the rapids how to watch the idiots shoot the rapids!
how to abuse your body at the beach how NOT to relax at the beach this is how you do it, Steve!
how to ride a mile high how to ski .... to the slopes ladies! how to be stern when necessary
How to build a fence How to be a friend - for ever!
Relatives Can Help .... with love, of course
how to smile -- even when you're not in the mood How to ride a motorcyle
and most importantly, how to discipline!
THE END...... OR PERHAPS ONLY THE BEGINNING