CRAMPIN' SAM doesn't find it funny--
He's got the chills, and his stool is runny!
If his house were a vomitorium, he'd certainly fill it...
All because of his Gram-negative bacillus!
DEHYDRATION JASON is drying up fast--
He wonders how long his diarrhea will last....
A Gram-negative bacillus has entered his gut,
And he wants to get out of this horrible rut!
DIANA DIARRHEA is sick at both ends--
She's hurling and pooping and burning up in her head.
Gram-negative bacilli don't seem to give up--
Now that they've found her, they're living it up!
GASSY SALLY has the trots just as much.
She won't bother eating, so don't offer her lunch!
An animal-like protist has made her its home--
Just go spray some Lysol and leave her alone!
GASTROENTERITIS LINUS is in severe pain--
It's tough to be jolly when one's bowels are inflamed!
The chicken he was pickin' must not have been deep-fried,
A perfect situation for a Gram-negative bacillus to reside!
JONI PNEUMONIA has phlegm in her lungs--
She's coughing and hacking and hating the bugs.
This relentless colony of Gram-negative bacillus
Has decided to reside in her breathing apparatus!
PARALYSIS PETE is becoming quite sessile--
He can't walk an inch; he can't move a muscle....
A sad situation is simply what this is--
Unfortunately due to a Gram-positive bacillus.