Everyone Gets Laid
203 Bangher Ave.
Canigitsum, Wisconsin 53703
Ms. Lauren Cotugno
J. Spew, Inc.
302 Leever Rd.
Skokie, Illinois 49632
Dear Ms. Cotugno,
Are you tired of having those same boring parties? From the dull office party to the uneventful celebrations I am positive that the dreariness is getting to you. Do you want people to be excited when they are coming to one of your parties? Well let me be the first to invite you to join the excitement with “Everyone Gets Laid.” With our outrageous party packages there will always be excitement in the air from setup to cleanup.
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So don’t be the one throwing the mind numbing get together. Excite your guests with a party from “Everyone Gets Laid.” Your parties will be the talk of the town and your popularity will soar. If you act now, any of these parties can be available on stretch pay for three easy payments of $19.99. No, that was not a typographical error you will save over thirty dollars if you act immediately. Be the first to call 1-800-GET-LAID and schedule your party today.
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