Dan G

Everyone Gets Laid

203 Bangher Ave.

Canigitsum, Wisconsin 53703

 

 

Mr. Zach Frimmet

Hydeabrew

69 Goudy Stout Ave.

Haettenshwelter, PA 17920

 

 

Dear Mr. Frimmet,

 

I would like to congratulate you on successfully creating the Cell-Faux, one of the most useful devices known to man.  As an avid sports fan, I attend as many games as I can get to and I hate spending ten dollars to get one beer there.  Now that I have my Cell-Faux, I supply my own alcoholic enjoyment.

 

Recently, I ordered 452 a Cell-Faux one for everyone in my workplace and Iíve learned other great uses for it.  Many of our associates invite us to things like Broadway shows, operas, and awards dinners, which we all find to be rather dull.  Every time any of us attended one of these we were just boring business-people.  Now that we have our Cell-Faux we are not only the life of the party, but we also look important because it appears that we are always using our cell phones.  You have saved the image of our company.

 

We are very pleased with the service that you have provided and are very anxious to see what future products you introduce.  We look forward to doing business with you in the future.

 

Sincerely,

 

 

Dan G

President

 

 

P.S. Please keep us informed on any of your latest developments.

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