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All I Needed to Learn I Learned from Playing DOOM

 

 

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Resistance is futile, you are doomed.

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They know you are coming, the sanest place is behind a trigger.

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You are outmanned, outgunned, and outdemoned - make every shot count.

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Only the paranoid survive.

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Have lunch or be lunch.

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The only justice you get is what you make.

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Calm waters conceal sharks.

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When you are skating on thin ice - skate fast.

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Never stand with your back to the door; remember, the universe is full of doors.

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When you got them by the balls their hearts and minds would follow.

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The effect of invincibility artifact lasts only 30 seconds, inflict maximum damage.

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A handful of invisibility is worth a truckload of hand-eye coordination.

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A man's cradle stands in his grave.

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No choice, No backup, No hope - No surrender. 

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Trust in God and make sure your BFG 9000 is fully charged.  
 

 

 

 

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