No reason to be crabby (sorry, bad pun)...the Smithsonian Environmental Research Center (SERC) based on the Chesapeake Bay in Edgewater, MD is currently accepting internship applications.
SERC's Internship Program offers undergraduate and beginning graduate students a unique opportunity to gain hands-on experience in the fields of environmental research and education.
Application deadline for summer is Feb. 1, 2014. You can find out more here.
And for other opportunities, check out the Smithsonian Office of Fellowships and Internships website:
Smithsonian Office of Fellowships and Internships | 470 L'Enfant Plaza SW #7102 | Washington | DC | 20013