Tommy Gerardi, Wilmington, Delaware:
"People used to call me weak and not extreme. Then I started drinking Lightning Rush, Ninja Monkey. I started growing hair all over my body and now I look angry and pissed off all the time! I LOVE LIGHTNING RUSH!"

Scott Winkle, Detroit, Michigan:
"I've been a total loser all my life. I had lots of problems with drugs, and have been in and out of rehab for most of the last decade. Last month, I started drinking Lightning Rush, and the toxic yellow flavor of Banana Thrust quenches even the most extreme of my addictions... AND IT's LEGAL! Good bye needles, hello LIGHTNING RUSH!