So I have worked things out with Brad, and I will be subletting his apartment over the summer. I will be alone, have internets, furniture, and a parking space, all at a very reasonable price. Unfortunately, he needs me to move out a week before the summer session is over T_T. So I'm going to have to figure that out, but as far as I can tell, this is the best deal I can possibly hope for, and I should be able to figure something out for one measly week within the next three months. In fact, it might not even be that big of a problem, especially if it turns out that my class doesn't have a final, in which case I might not even have to stay for that entire week.
So here's hoping I haven't used up all of my living situation voodoo on getting myself a single for this semester.