If you enjoy a bit of sarcasm, if you like to laugh at life, if you like to laugh at other people, if you like other people to laugh at you: please feel free to access an issue of the Wendorfian Times below! Also, as always, we welcome any comments and/or submissions! Just contact us at either thewendorfiantimes@yahoo.com or yoda@big&tall.com or DarthVader@AliensForWorldPeace.org!
- The Editor
- Wendorfian Beautification Efforts Continue to go Unappreciated
- Feedback
- Tribal Hierarchy
- Tribal Christmas Wishlist
- Tribal Jester August Receives Eagle Scout Recognition
- Analysis of Family Council
- Gospel Discussions
- An Encounter with a Giant
- Ode to a Cock-A-Roach
- The Jedi Wendorfian Tribal Meeting
- TAftBoTLC
- Tribal Hierarchy
- Christmas Preparation Taking on New Faces
- Tribal Members Present Some of Their Favorite Books
- V.I.P. Report: Voluptuous Indoor Pine-tree
- Top Ten Christmas Tree Ornaments
- The Color Wars
- The Wendorfian Tribal Flag
- The Top Ten (Games)
- The Deranged Ring-Bearer
- Caught in the Middle
- An Essay on World Peace "vgygm"
- The Tribal Color Wars: From their Origin to the After-Origin
- Yellow Fever
- Those Who Love Yellow
- The Top Ten Extra-Terrestrial Races
- Alien Death-Match
- Tribal News
- The Miracle of Standardized Testing
- Waiting Rooms
- The Top Ten Old Testament Names
- Truly Irrelevant
- Tribal News
- The Wendorfian Tribal Tree
- The Devil
- The Editor's Fount
- The Top Ten (Animals)
- Truly Irrelevant
- Letters to the Editor
- Tribal News
- Argentina: The Land of Cows
- Movie of the Month: Robots
- William's Drool of Approval
- The Making of the Shirts
- Spiritual Thoughts from the Editor
- The Day of the August Dude
- Tribal News
- Tribal Game Preferences by Category
- Results of the Last Tribal Game Tournament
- The Magical Tribe
- Special Report: The Contest has Ended
- Ibnae Al-Shatan Al-Ahmar
- Real Life RPG's
- Republika ng Pilipinas
- State of the Tribe
- Tribal News
- Introduction
- News
- Science
- Politics
- Sports
- Weather
- Entertainment
- Halloween
- Old McDonald
- Jessica Wedding
- Dismemberment
- Greetings from Pennsylvania
- Deck of the Halls
- Christmas Schedule
- Other News