ZOMBIIEES!!!! We have all seen the movies and tv shows characterizing  the horrors of a zombie outbreak. More than likely we have all discussed with our own friends how you and your rag tag group would survive to the end and salvage humanity  despite the hordes of undead.  The worlds super powers have take an almost nonsensical stance on the concerns of an actual zombie apocalypse, but not the  U.S. Centers for Disease control. They have in fact taken this threat very seriously

The CDC has posted a survival webpage to the zombie apocalypse on their website.'

I have hand picked from their page and through my vast knowledge of zombie movie viewership, I have made my own guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse

DISCLAIMER: The CDC website director states that if you can survive a zombie out break you can survive an earth quake, tornado, tsunami. Don't take that seriously)

TIP #1

First off your going to want to decide if you are safe at where you are, if you are not immediately find a place that you consider safe,At your home or where ever you end up  it is recommended that you block off all entrances into our home including all windows.


Once your house is officially zombie proof you should get ready for the long haul. Stock up as many health and food supplies as you can. It is most likely the outside world will be to scary to venture out in, so you must have enough food to keep yourselves nice and full until this storms blows over.

If you are completely out of luck and you find yourself on the outside of the safety of your home. Invest in finding yourself a mode of transportation. either the zombies are the slow creepy kind or the  freakishly usain bolt fast zombies your going to need find a a way to get around. Whether it's a car, bike, or even a long board get yourself moving. Once you find a way of getting about get yourself to a house immediately(also you probably want to stay away from high populated areas) If  you can not find any mode of transportation, invest in a good pair of running shoes.


Get your self a weapon a bat, gun, a rock. It is important that you can defend yourself in some way. Not only from the zombies but also the inevitably bad people who have taken to stealing from others.  You will also need to find clothing that is appropriate for the climate that your are in  as well as to protect yourself from zombie bites, think football pads.


Obviously these are the minimum you can do to survive a zombie apocalypse, it is a start. More than any thing though if you find yourself in some post apocalyptic world your going to need a calm, sensible mind and a strong will. If you are still worried here are a few articles that may quell your zombie needs.


Hi Kevin! I think you did a great job with this blog post; it was pretty funny. I was unaware that the CDC actually had a survival webpage in case of a zombie apocalypse…that's a little ridiculous! I think that your tips would definitely help out if zombies ever really did try to take over. Another tip you might want to add is to watch the show "The Walking Dead". I've watched all three seasons so far, and I feel like I have acquired some pretty good zombie survival skills from there. Here's a link to the shows website if you are interested: http://www.amctv.com/shows/the-walking-dead

This post actually made my night. First off, I love zombie stories, especially The Walking Dead. It is arguably the greatest show on television. These tips are actually really good. When it comes to finding a weapon I feel like a blunt weapon would be the way to go. You know, so you don't make too much noise and attract more zombies. Thankfully, this website here gives a number of reasons as to why a zombie outbreak would fail: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

Hi Kevin!
Call me crazy, but I pretty much believe that anything is possible. I believe in the paranormal world. I believe in aliens. And yes, I do believe in the possibility of a zombie apocalypse. Apparently, I'm not the only one that thinks so, either. This fun yet scientifically based article contains several valid reasons why such a thing could happen. One of the more standout testimonies is that the parasites that turn people into zombies do actually exist in nature. The parasite is called todoplasmosa gondii, and half of the human population is infected with it without prior knowledge. Sure, it may take years for the parasite to evolve, but just the thought of a world with actual zombies is both terrifying and weirdly exciting at the same time. Science is all about looking at things from every perspective as well as taking chances, and this is something that definitely needs to be explored more.

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