Geisha girl! Hello there.  My name is Alice Teeple, and I'm an integrative arts student at the Pennsylvania State University.  I've been here a long time.  Too long, in fact.  But here I must remain, and here I shall, until I stop getting the flu and having tooth problems and junk.  December, I am hoping.
 

Since you cared so much to actually read on, let me tell you a little about myself.  I'm five-foot-four and a half inches tall, but I usually sport sensible shoes with thick soles.  I have a bobbed haircut.  I can beat you at a burping contest.  I can juggle fire.  I can understand five languages.  I can make a bitchin' batch of peanut-butter cookies.  And....I make movies. I've also had a lot of people tell me I look like Amélie.  Well, if you think dark brown eyes and a bobbed haircut equals looking a lot like Amélie, then you are correct.  But I'm not French. Not even close.  But I like French fries.
 

I was born on a frigid Friday, 5 January, 1979.  I was supposed to have been born nearly three weeks earlier on 19 December 1978, but took my good old time in coming out because tacky Christmas lawn dècor frightened me.  Since then, I've had difficulty doing things on time.  Had I actually been born on the day I was expected to, perhaps my life would have been different.  Maybe I would have been better at math.

I spent my formative years being the class geek, getting picked on, reading a lot, and avoiding crappy music.  My parents, thankfully, have GREAT taste in music; ergo saving me from the trauma many of my peers now face of having to look back and realise that yes, they did have New Kids On the Block bedsheets.  But not me.  I listened to the music that my peers pretend that they listened to during the 1980s...when they all made fun of me.  I chortle.  Ha. 

My sister came along when I was six.  Her name is Jane.  We get along quite spiffily, although sometimes we get into these wild fights.  That hasn't changed in seventeen years, however. 

I like to read.  A lot.  I'll read anything that looks interesting. I do have a few favourite authors.  They include the darling Dorothy L. Sayers; Maurice Sendak, Ruth Rendell, Margery Allingham, Colin Dexter, P.D. James, and Tom Wolfe.  Actually, that's not a very good assortment of genres.  Well, I like mysteries.

Music is my other big obsession.  I listen to everything from Pachelbel to polka. I have new favourite CDs almost constantly; depending on my mood. Currently my favourite CDs are the Amélie soundtrack (it's lovely); "Between Trapezes" by Nick Kelly (video here) and Blur's "Park Life." I also have a mild obsession with the best video I've ever seen for one of the funniest songs I've ever heard, "Frontier Psychiatrist" by the Avalanches.  It is very rare for me to queue up for an artist's new release, but I have done it for They Might Be Giants' "Mink Car" and Radiohead's "Kid A."  I liked "Kid A" until my ex-roommate played it incessantly and she drove me bonkers, so I have bad associations with it and I ended up trading it in for a Rufus Wainwright CD.  If They Might Be Giants were handing out toenail clippings I'd queue with the rest of the TMBG idiots.  They're fabulous.  I love the Johns.  I met John Flansburgh.  He is an absolute doll-baby.

Other favourite artists of mine include (not in total)

Moxy Früvous
Duran Duran
Barenaked Ladies
Pet Shop Boys
Tom Waits
Regurgitator
Custard
The Pixies
The Police
Madness
Neil Diamond
Peter Gabriel
Tears For Fears
Talking Heads
INXS
U2
Depeche Mode
Simon and Garfunkel
The Beatles
The Smiths
Rufus Wainwright
Robert Palmer (no you didn't mis-read this)
Frank Zappa
Enya
Prince
Frank Sinatra

Aside from listening to music all the time, I also watch a lot of movies.  I also forget to take them back to Mike's.  Currently I have out "Circle of Friends" and "The Governess;" both which, coincidentally, starred Minnie Driver.  I have no real favourite genre of movie; I like all kinds.  Lately I've been watching a lot of French cinema....weird stuff.  My French understanding is poor.
My favourite movies include:

Amélie
Metropolis
The Singing Detective (yes I know it was a miniseries, curse it)
Brazil
Twelve Monkeys
Harold and Maude
Young Einstein
Mister Accident
Nightmare Before Christmas
Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Beetlejuice
Pandora's Box
Toto The Hero
Central Station
Dead Poets Society
The Princess Bride
Fight Club
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Chaplin
The Truman Show
Cool Hand Luke
Citizen Kane
Network
Blazing Saddles
 

Ahhhh.  Yes, that's about all I have to say for myself, other than that I write a lot, make movies, and indulge in Web Therapy nearly every day.    Have a lovely day.